Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Our Health Problems Are Over

Congrats. A national conspiracy has been uncovered. Drug companies have been hiding miracle cures in order to keep the impoverished drug companies the money. Got cancer? No problem. One pill and poof it will be gone. Cue the banjos, ala Hee Haw.

Be aware that you are special. This is not for public release, posted for your eyes only.


Alan said...

I just hope I didn't pick up a virus browsing the site.

ba-doom CHING!

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I'm sold on the 'Kills Super-Cancers Like Kryptonite' line.

Sign me up.

magnetbabe said...

Wow. I don't even know where to start.

Tee said...

Wow, and I think that I'm paranoid... Would make for a great mini-series though - or how about a nice little horror novel from you Scott? :)

Moni said...

ah ha, although outlandish, there's probably a morsel or truth to that; Well to the fact that the FDA maybe takes it's time approving drugs that might actually work.

...me believe in conspiracy theories?....nahhh! :D

mr. schprock said...

Is the medical underground a system of tunnels connecting up a bunch of different bunkers filled with Bunsen burners, test tubes, and beakers?