Congrats. A national conspiracy has been uncovered. Drug companies have been hiding miracle cures in order to keep the impoverished drug companies the money. Got cancer? No problem. One pill and poof it will be gone. Cue the banjos, ala Hee Haw.
Be aware that you are special. This is not for public release, posted for your eyes only.
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I just hope I didn't pick up a virus browsing the site.
ba-doom CHING!
I'm sold on the 'Kills Super-Cancers Like Kryptonite' line.
Sign me up.
Wow. I don't even know where to start.
Wow, and I think that I'm paranoid... Would make for a great mini-series though - or how about a nice little horror novel from you Scott? :)
ah ha, although outlandish, there's probably a morsel or truth to that; Well to the fact that the FDA maybe takes it's time approving drugs that might actually work.
...me believe in conspiracy theories?....nahhh! :D
Is the medical underground a system of tunnels connecting up a bunch of different bunkers filled with Bunsen burners, test tubes, and beakers?
Thhank you for being you
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